"Does it look like I give a motherfuck?!"
  • coffeebuddha:

    coffeebuddha:

    All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

    A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

    (via hypotenose)

  • timelordblogging:

    allofmylovetess:

    dlubes:

    clarknokent:

    You know she regrets this lmao

    watch the whole video. no way she does.

    It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

    WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

    (Source: shogunofyellow, via joshpeck)

  • liquidglue:

    on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

    (via joshpeck)

  • unamusedsloth:

    This photoset is here to cheer up anyone on the worst of days.

    (Source: unamusedsloth, via joshpeck)

  • Things that would be nice at 4 am

    lokiherethen:

    cartouche-dreams:

    Long make out session
    Back rubs
    Cuddles
    Deep talks
    Forehead kisses
    Hearing each other breathe
    Holding hands
    Laughs and corny jokes

    Sleep. Sleep would be nice at 4am.

    (via potadont)

  • letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

    I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

    (Source: skittlevodka, via joanna-and-viki)

  • sexadvicegoddess:

    sarcasticlittlefuckk:

    standard

    I am crying I love this too much

    (Source: brokenimagephotos, via darnest-thing)